How to justify an early retirement?

 And they ask---Why I Like  Retirement...

            Question:   How many days in a week? 
            Answer:     7    (6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday)    

             
            Question: 
            When is a retiree's bedtime?   
            Answer:    Three hours after he falls asleep  on the couch.

            Question:    How many retirees to change a light bulb?    
            Answer:      Only one, but it might take all day. 

             
            Question:  What's the biggest gripe of  retirees?  
            Answer:     There is not enough  time to get everything done.

            Question:   Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?    
            Answer:     The term comes with a 10% percent discount.  


            Question:   Among retirees what is considered formal attire?   
            Answer:     Tied shoes.   

             
            Question:  Why do retirees count pennies?  
            Answer:     They are the only ones who have the time. 

            
           Question:  What is the common term for someone  who continues to work and
           refuses to retire? 
            Answer:     NUTS!

             
            Question:  Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? 

            Answer:    They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want
            to store stuff there.   

            Question:   What do retirees call a long lunch?  
            Answer:     Normal     

             
            Question:  What is the best way to describe retirement?  
            Answer:    The never ending Coffee Break or a permanent vacation.

             Question:   What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a
             retiree?    
            Answer :    If you miss classes, no one can call your parents. 

             
            Question:  Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work,  but misses
             the people he used to work  with ? 
            Answer:     He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

             
            Question:   What do you do all week?
            Answer:     Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest. 
                    
    

(This is not my piece of work I just thought it is kind of funny)