Sunday, January 17, 2010

How to justify an early retirement?

 And they ask---Why I Like  Retirement...

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 7 (6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday)


Question:
When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.


Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.


Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.


Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.


Question: What is the common term for someone who continues to work and
refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!


Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?

Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want
to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal


Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break or a permanent vacation.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a
retiree?
Answer : If you miss classes, no one can call your parents.


Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses
the people he used to work with ?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.


Question: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest.




(This is not my piece of work I just thought it is kind of funny)


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